Escaped Prisoners!

[BaronVonGott]

When uploading my main character to the assets section, some of my more nefarious villains have used the opportunity to perform a daring escape. Makehuman police department has urged citizens not to attempt to apprehend these fugitives themselves, but to remain indoors and call the MHPD citizen tipline number instead. Known escaped crimminals are as follows:

Willow: Probably the least terrible on this list is our resident witch Willow. She has a nasty spell that turns men into black domestic housecats which she then uses as slaves to do her bidding. Usually attacking hipsters in coffee houses and shoplifting from Hot Topic. She's capable of more advanced spells, but she has severe apathy.

The Count: Born to a Romanian aristocrat several centuries ago, The Count received his dark gift from a vampire lord in exchange for one of his servants. The vampire gained a meal, The Count gained immortality. Few live long enough to learn his bloody history, though he enjoys a pleasant conversation prior to his meal. He likes to enthrall his guests with stories of conquests and long-forgotten wars before devouring them. This escape just HAD to happen at night, right?

Ogre: Lurking beneath The Big Apple's more seedy goth scene is a brutal sadist and killer known as Ogre. He's usually skulking around the condemned areas of New York's subway with something sharp. Usually a meathook. This guy stinks like rotting cattle and is almost as pleasant.

Salvatore "Babyface" Gambino: One of the Sicilian mafia's nastiest underbosses is Babyface Gambino. He looks like a fetus, but is actually a 49 year old man. However, if you wake him during his nap, he'll have you fitted for a pair of cement shoes. He's wanted for corruption, racketeering, extortion, murder, smuggling, and bombing a casino in east Las Vegas.

Agent X: A rogue MI6 agent, X uses her training and intelligence to be a freelance mercenary. She's often seen robbing museums and bank vaults. There's no lock she can't pick, and she carries several lockpicks as hairpins. X is a master swordswoman and can usually cut a man into several chunks before he hits the floor.

Oleg "The Giant" Petrovic: Oleg Petrovic is a monster. The only man in Russia discharged from the KGB for being too large to fly in a helicopter, Oleg spent a few years in the Spetsnaz before retiring completely. He now takes odd jobs large and powerful man usually get, bodyguard, thug, bouncer, or hired muscle. If a fight breaks out, Oleg is usually involved. He spends most of his time drinking Smirnoff and breaking people's bones. Oleg should be easy to find, just follow the trail of corpses.

The Black Knight: Rude, condescending, and sarcastic, The Black Knight's tongue is often as sharp as his blade. He's one of hell's top generals, and is obsessed with sacking villages and burning cities. He often serves as Lord Vile's herald, and reports directly to him and his Dark Queen. He secretly loathes Lord Vile and wants to win the affection of the Dark Queen so he can rule as her king.

Spectre: A literal "Ghost in the Machine", Spectre is the end result of superscience, and black magic rituals. Built by some of the world's greatest minds, and promptly stolen by Agent X and sold to an Illuminati occult sect. Spectre is an ancient demon possessing the soul of a cyborg. Because demons and evil spirits require energy to manifest, his body is built to recharge on the souls of his victims. The more he kills, the stronger he gets. Scotland Yard and the Vatican have formed a joint task force to deal with abominations such as Spectre.

The Dark Queen: This is not wonderland, and you're certainly no Alice. Unlike her head-chopping, red counterpart, The Dark Queen prefers torture, sorcery, and sadomasochistic humiliation to beheading. Alice got off light. The Dark Queen rules over the earth side of hell with her master and lover Lord Vile. They are directly responsible for all suffering and injustice that happens on the planet. Up is down, black is white, pain is pleasure.

Lord Vile: One of hell's archdukes and ruler of the earth, it cost hundreds of lives apprehending Lord Vile in the first place. He's armed with a magic hammer known as "Blasphemer" that incinerates anyone it touches. His demonic blood commands him to bring about the end of the world and unleash his master upon the mortals. With his Dark Queen at his side, he commands the ancient army of the dead, and is easily able to convince beings of lesser intelligence to do his bidding.